
"Nerdcore Falling" Anyone who's feeling confused because they thought the series was canceled should probably check out Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Ep. 1, or as it may now more properly be known, Berserk Abridged Ep. 17.5...
Forewarned is forearmed, folks; this week's five-minute chunklet of Berserk contains content that was "too hot for TV"... even at Berserk's 3 am timeslot. I'd also like to give a shoutout to everyone at Toon Zone...
All the goodness of the second episode of Berserk, bastardized to fit the arbitrary running time of five minutes. Enjoy! Warning: Even (perhaps especially) in its abridged form, Berserk is very explicit...
Why settle for 22 minutes of Berserk when you can fit just as many gay jokes in four? Warning: The violence isn't bad in this episode, but there's slightly more naughty language than usual, plus some minor spoilers.
This is it, folks. Episode 13. The fabled halfway point. If I squint hard enough, sometimes I imagine that I can just barely see a light at the end of the tunnel...
"Only You Can Help Judeau Get Laid" We're going to try a little of that "audience participation" thing that I understand is all the rage with you kooky kids these days...
Tonight, on a very special Berserk Abridged, the Hawks learn some important lessons about discretion, sexism, and menstruation. Don't miss it! Warning: Blood and Guts and Guts and blood.
"Pants of Curse II" Who's ready for some action? ...Well, you'll have to wait until the next episode for that, because this one is nothing but exposition and building suspense! That's right, no action, no violence, no plot or...
All the flashbackerrific goodness of the fourth episode of Berserk, smushed into four fillerless minutes! Warning: Contains MASSIVE spoilers about the ending of Berserk and should not be viewed by anyone who hasn't seen the anime in its...
SEE Guts throw away his self-respect out of loyalty to an asshole who doesn't appreciate him! EXPERIENCE the betrayal as said asshole speechifies about friendship in an effort to seduce a princess! HEAR my crappy attempt to...
"Hail to the King, Baby" Griffith and Guts finally go at it, Berserk-style! (Which is to say, ten minutes of significant glances, thirty seconds of actual fighting...
All the fun and excitement from the third episode of Berserk, haphazardly chopped down into a four and a half minute mess by some schmuck with LittleKuriboh envy.
"And the Winner is..." The battle rages on, True Believers! Guts, Griffith, Caska, and Judeau each add another notch to their belts as they take down the combined forces of the Blue Whales and Purple Rhinos! It's slaughterin' time!
Thanks for waiting patiently, everyone! The ninth episode of Berserk Abridged crams 22 minutes worth of danger, intrigue, and gay jokes into a mere six and change! Warning: Berserk good. Children good. Berserk + children = bad.