
The decimated ranks of the Pigs -- after the evil indie movie world stole Todd for a month of shooting -- go and see the completely unnecessary Hulk reboot. Mop-toppy, CGI-y, Liv Tylery. Plus three male supporting actors fighting for who can the scenery fastest, like a thespian game of Hungry ...
The Pigs break down the magic behind Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. And by "magic" we mean "crappy CGI effects combined with a convoluted plot." ********************************* Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skullmovie review. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of ...
The Pigs enjoy a movie! Sure, it's a dumb sequel-y sequel of a pot comedy, but still, this is progress, people. ********************************* Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay movie review. Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay movie review. This is the Film Pigs' review of the ...
Here we go again, disappointed by the number one movie at the box office for the umpteenth time in a row. ************************* Forbidden Kingdom movie review. Forbidden Kingdom movie review. This is the Film Pigs' review of the movie, Forbidden Kingdom. See the trailer of the movie ...
The Pigs see this slow-moving and pretentious snoozer about the exciting world of card counting, and the rich children who can't believe something so stupid as money could keep them out of Harvard. Since the Pigs left halfway through, they actually saw "10 1/2." Yeah, we can count too, ...
Rambo makes the Film Pigs' dreary day a little brighter with extreme gun/bomb/arrow/fist/and pig-on-man violence. But Cloverfield just makes them angry again. ************************* Rambo movie review. Cloverfield movie review. This is the Film Pigs' review of the movie, Rambo and Cloverfield. ...
Enchanted. With Amy Adams. And Patrick Dempsey. And Susan Sarandon. And boredom. And tears of frustration. The Film Pigs love nothing more than a good movie. Oh, wait. They also love a movie so bad and unpalatable that they feel no moral compunction with leaving after 20 minutes to go to a ...
Saw IV! Saw 4! Saw! Jigsaw! Ack! The Film Pigs cannot, I repeat, cannot get enough of moralizing torture porn! Can't wait for Turistas 2! ********************* This is the movie review of Saw IV starring Tobin Bell and a bunch of dipshits. It is the only movie review you will ever have to ...
We Own The Night! We Own The Night! That's right! Out Of Sight! The Film Pigs cannot, I repeat, cannot get enough of gritty cop thrillers where famous Academy-recognized actors are pitted against each other with a violent backdrop, and finally come head to head in scenes of either indulgent ...
SHOOT 'EM UP! YEAH! This is the movie review of Shoot 'Em Up. It is the only movie review you will ever have to watch. Of Shoot 'Em Up. Because no one really liked it. Shoot 'Em Up, that is. You should be outside. Getting fresh air. Unless you're stuck in a cubicle watching our review of Shoot 'Em ...